# #### ##### #### # # #### #### # # # # # # # # # # #### # #### # # #### #### # # # # # # # # # #### #### ##### #### ##### # # #### **** * * ***** ***** * * * * * **** * * * * * * * * * **** ***** ***** * @ @ @@@@ @@@@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @@@@ @@@@ @@@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @@@@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ IN THE LAND OF THE LOUNGE LIZARDS ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Leisure Suit Larry AGI Answers to the Age Questions Written by Fasta Killa Version 1.0 - May 27, 2000 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is a complete list of questions, right answers, and wrong answers. I know because I hacked into the files. Other people's lists of questions cover only about 1/3 of the questions or less. This took about 8 hours to make altogether. The right answers are in CAPS. I got the answers to most questions by repeatidly playing the game. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Note: There may be some spelling errors, mainly missing n's or extra n's. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. A 747 is a.a cocktail b.a perfect bowling score C.A LARGE AIRPLANE d.a prime number 2. A Macintosh is A.A KIND OF Apple B.A KIND OF apple C.AN ARTICLE OF CLOTHING D.ALL OF THE ABOVE 3. A hard disk is A.BETTER THAN A FLOPPY b.embarrassing to have at the office c.a state-of-the-art frisbee d.what happens when you leave your floppy out in the sun too long 4. A moon is A.AN ASTRONOMICAL BODY B.A PRACTICAL JOKE C.A FORM OF PIE D.ALL OF THE ABOVE 5. A nehru jacket is a.made from tanned nehru hides B.OUT OF DATE c.a Middle Eastern prophylactic d.around a car's radiator 6. A result of Watergate was a.the loss of water b.Jimmy Carter quit C.RICHARD NIXON QUIT d.Gerald Ford quit 7. Al Lowe is: a.under 25 b.pregnant C.NEVER CARDED d.a Woody Allen impersonator 8. All politicians are a.hardworking b.honest c.ethical D.ON THE PUBLIC PAYROLL 9. Angela Davis is a.the middle Pointer Sister B.A FAILED POLITICIAN c.an example of split ends gone wild d.Bette's daughter 10. Blackjack is A.AN ACE AND A FACE CARD b.used by policemen c.related to Caucasia Tom d.a kind of car sold only in Fresno 11. Bonnie and a.Ronnien B.CLYDE c.Hubbard d.Clod 12. Bourbon Street is in a.Whiskeyville, Indiana b.Jackass Flats, Idaho c.Monopoly D.NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA 13. Calvin Klein is a.married to Brooke Shields b.a movie star C.A CLOTHING DESIGNER d.President of the Coarsegold Chamber of Commerce 14. Canada is A.WHERE CANADIANS LIVE B.NORTH OF THE U.S. C.ADJACENT TO THE U.S. D.ALL OF THE ABOVE 15. Captain Kangaroo's sidekick was a.Mr. Potato Head b.Winnie the Pooh c.Mr. Rogers D.MR.GREENJEANS 16. Cesar Chavez led a boycott of A.GRAPES b.X-rated movies c.dirty magazines d.goods from South Africa 17. Charlie McCarthy and a.John Lennon b.Louis Pasteur c.Albert Einstein D.EDGAR BERGEN 18. Close Encounters of the Third Kind is about a.politics in third-world countries b.homo- and heterosexual sex C.CREATURES FROM OUTER SPACE d.a bicycle race across Alaska 19. Detente is a.prohibited by law in 41 states b.a feminine hygiene spray c.the masculine form of deteuse D.A POLICY TO REPLACE WAR 20. Do girls really have cooties? a.Yes B.NO c.Some do, some don't d.Maybe 21. Does a pair of queens beat three deuces? A.YES, IN BLACKJACK b.Yes, in poker c.No, in canasta d.It depends on what the three deuces said 22. Doonesbury's Uncle Duke is based on a.Jeffrey Hunter B.HUNTER S.THOMPSON c.Huntz Hall d.None of the above 23. During the 70's, Carroll O'Connor portrayed a a.kindly doctor B.LOVABLE BIGOT c.handicapped lawyer d.Negro junk dealer 24. ERA is an abbreviation for a.Earnest Realtors of America B.EQUAL RIGHTS AMENDMENT c.Erogenous Readers Association d.Error Recovery Associates 25 Edsel is a a.girl's name b.plane C.CAR d.great investment 26. Elizabeth Taylor is A.AN ACTRESS b.creator of a line of cosmetics c.celebrating her silver wedding anniversary d.a singer 27. Former Congressman Wilbur Mills went for a dip in the Tidal Basin with a.nothing on but his pride b.a stripper named Fanne c.his dog Spot D.A 20-YEAR- OLD SECRETARY 28. Frank Sinatra is a a.female impersonator b.shy pacifist C.SALOON SINGER d.distance runner 29. G. Gordon Liddy was associated with a.the Mob b.Calvin Klein c.Elizabeth Taylor D.THE PLUMBERS 30. Gone With The Wind is about a.outer space b.a bank robbery C.FOUR HOURS LONG d.dust 31. Herb Alpert and the _____ Brass A.TIJUANA b.Boss c.Canadian d.Top 32. Herpes is a.caught from toilet seats b.a French dessert c.socially desirable D.FATAL (IF GIVEN TO YOUR SPOUSE) 33. How many molecules are in a glass of water? a.one million b.one trillion c.one million trillion D.AS MANY AS THERE ARE GLASSES OF WATER IN THE WHOLE WORLD 34. How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A.NONE, IT'S A HARDWARE PROBLEM B.NONE, PROGRAMMERS CAN'T FIT IN LIGHT BULBS c.100.One to hold then bulb and 99 ton debug the house D.NONE SO FAR, BUT THEY'LL GET TO IT REAL SOON NOW 35. Hugh Hefner is usually photographed in a.the nude b.a hot tub c.his current lover's arms D.PAJAMAS 36. I am presently a.in elementary school b.in junior high c.fighting acne D.PAST PUBERTY 37. I find computer games with adult content a.offensive B.ACCEPTABLE c.repulsive d.under my bed 38. I have hair on my a.head b.palms c.keyboard D.LOTTSA PLACES 39. IBM stands for a.Ittsy Bittsy Men B.INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS MACHINES c.Italian Branch of the Mafia d.Iranian Broom Makers 40. If Bo Derek were here, I'd ask her to a.leave b.respect my privacy c.help me with my homework D.STOP PLAYING COMPUTER GAMES 50. If a physician were stranded on a desert island with Bo Derek, he would probably a.build a boat b.take two aspirins c.overcharge her D.THANK GOD 51. If you arrived at a party wearing your birthday suit, you would a.make many new friends b.be thrown out c.fit right in D.IT DEPENDS ON THE PARTY 52. In Westworld, where nothing can go wrong, guests were entertained by a.Stephen Wright b.X-rated movies C.ROBOTS d.Rodney Dangerfield 53. In some personal ads, TV stands for a.television b.transvestite c.trans- venereal D.TERRE-VORACIC 54. In the movie, Paint Your Wagon, Clint Eastwood sang A.I TALK TO THE TREES b.Go Ahead, Make My Wagon c.I If Had A Mayor d.None of the above 55. Is this software pirated? a.Yes b.I'm not talking C.NO (HOW COULD YOU EVEN ASK!) d.No, just borrowed 56. It is customary to tip about a.2 per cent b.6 per cent C.15 PER CENT d.25 per cent 57. It's not nice to fool a.Mother Hubbard B.MOTHER NATURE c.the government d.Mayor Daly 58. James Brown is often referred to as a.the Chairman of the Board b.a great athlete c.the Velvet Fog D.THE GODFATHER OF SOUL 59. James Earl Jones was the voice of a.Jason in Friday the 13th b.Freddie in Nightmare on Elm Street C.DARTH VADER IN STAR WARS d.Kriswell in Plan 9 From Outer Space 60. Joan Rivers is a.the real name of Dear Abby b.engaged to Johnny Carson C.A FORMER TALK SHOW HOSTESS d.polite to all those around her 61. Joe DiMaggio played a.pool B.BASEBALL c.basketball d.trumpet 62. John Belushi was on a.Mr.Rogers b.The PTL club c.My Mother the Car D.SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 63. John F. Kennedy drove a A.PT BOAT b.spike faster than a steam driver c.battleship D.FERRARI 64. Johnny Carson is a.a singer b.David Letterman's sidekick C.ED MCMAHON'S SIDEKICK d.an actor 65. Kookie's address was A.77 SUNSET STRIP b.on Wistful Vista Street c.334 Elm Street d.1313 Mockingbird Lane 66. Kwi-Chang-Caine became famous by saying a.I am not a crook b.The barren fig tree bears no plums c.Hi, sailor New in town? D.AAAAAIIIJEEEAAGGGH! 67. Las Vegas is famous for a.its beaches b.being the capital of Arizona C.GAMBLING d.its weather 68. Lee Harvey Oswald killed a.Harvey Milk b.Charles Nelson Reilly C.JOHN FITZGERALD KENNEDY d.William Randolph Hearst 69. Let It Be was recorded by a.the Rolling Stones b.the Monkees c.Creedence Clearwater D.THE BEATLES 70. Lingerie is A.SEXY b.a kind of car c.a French food d.edible 71. Lucy, Ricky, Fred and a.Barney b.Carol c.Alice D.ETHEL 72. Making a Hole in One is A.EVERY GOLFER'S DREAM b.too dirty to discuss here c.something carpenters do d.best done with scissors 73. Marlon Brando is a.a singer B.AN ACTOR c.a politician d.a kind of soap. 74. Martha Mitchell was a.a porno star b.a famous author C.THE OUTSPOKEN WIFE OF AN ATTORNEY GENERAL d.All of the above 75. Mel Brooks is a.black b.Puerto Rican C.A COMEDIAN d.Catholic 76. Michael Doonesbury founded a.the American Nazi Party B.WALDEN PUDDLE COMMUNE c.the Young Republicans d.the Grace Jones Fan Club 77. Mohammed Ali is a.a ballet star b.an Arab terrorist C.A PROFESSIONAL BOXER d.a singer 78. Mork was from the planet A.ORK b.Vulcan c.Krypton d.Pluto 79. My boss is a.a jerk b.a total jerk c.an absolute total jerk D.RESPONSIBLE FOR MY PAYCHECK 80. My favorite actor is a.Pia Zadora b.Fred Flintstone c.Jim Bakker D.NOT LISTED HERE 81. My parents are a.age 10 to 25 b.age 25 to 30 c.age 31 to 35 D.36 OR OVER 82. My sex life is best described as a.non-existent and non-contemplated b.what sex life? C.NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS d.a ripening tomato 83. NORML is a.not gay b.what Falwell wants you to be C.TRYING TO LEGALIZE MARIJUANA d.misspelled 84. O. J. Simpson is a.an R & B singer b.under indictment c.embarrassed by his first name (Olivia) D.NO ONE TO FOOL WITH 85. Oral Roberts is a.a thermometer technique B.AN EVANGELIST c.best done with a friend d.shy 86. Paul, John, Ringo and a.Fred B.GEORGE c.Harry d.me 87. Peter Benchley's novel Jaws was about a.Linda Lovelace b.dieting c.Joan Rivers D.SHARKS 88. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled a.pips b.pipers C.PEPPERS d.peekers 89. Pia Zadora is A.SEXY B.A SINGER C.SHORT D.ALL OF THE ABOVE 90. President Eisenhower's nickname was a.Tink b.Blackjack C.IKE d.Tina 91. President Ford prescribed _____ for dealing with economic problems a.tranquilizers B.EMPLOYMENT c.that everyone wear a WIN button d.that everyone should have a nice day 92. Ralph Boysen invented a.the boysenberry B.FINS ON 50'S CARS c.bell bottomed jeans d.the juke box 93. Richard Nixon was a.an audio technician b.a plumber's friend c.a comedian D.A PRESIDENT 94. Richard Nixon was the _____ President of the United States a.last b.funniest C.THIRTY-SEVENTH d.first Negro 95. Ronald Reagan's co-star in Bedtime for Bonzo was A.A MONKEY b.Peter O'Toole c.Bonzo the Clown d.Marilyn Monroe 96. Sergeant Pepper was a.the Beatles' chauffeur b.Elvis' manager C.THE LEADER OF THE LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND d.hung for treason 97. Sex is A.GREAT b.ok c.a spectator sport d.a mystery to me 98. Spiro Agnew is a.a form of social disease b.a jazz-fusion rock band C.A FORMER VICE PRESIDENT d.the first woman in Congress 99. Taxes should be a.lower b.higher C.UNCHANGED d.eliminated 100. Ted Kennedy is best remembered for his A.DRIVING B.UNDERWATER FREE-STYLE C.BROTHERS D.ALL OF THE ABOVE 101. The 1973 album Dark Side of the Moon was recorded by A.PINK FLOYD b.Deep Purple c.Bad News d.the Grateful Dead 102. The 70's practice of running around naked was called a.flashing B.STREAKING c.swinging d.on account of rain 103. The American television debut of Bob Hope, Dinah Shore, Elvis, and the Beatles was on A.THE ED SULLIVAN SHOW b.Your Show of Shows c.The Tonight Show d.My Mother, the Car 104. The Atlantic and Pacific Oceans are connected by the A.PANAMA CANAL b.Snake River c.hips d.Isthmus of Panama 105. The Chicago Seven was a.some people who only seem crazy in retrospect b.the Bears' defensive line c.burned for showing Country in three different theatres D.PARTIALLY CONVICTED 106. The East Coast is A.HOME OF THE METS b.a country c.where people talk funny d.adjacent to Texas 107. The G-Spot is supposed to be a.Ground Zero at a nuclear blast B.A FEMALE EROGENOUS ZONE c.an unexplained astro-nomical discovery d.the place where the FBI was first established 108. The Mile-High Club is a.a bird-watching society b.a Denver ski club c.a bar in East L.A. D.OPEN TO THOSE WHO HAVE PERFORMED AERIAL ACROBATICS INSIDE A PLANE'S REST ROOM 109. The best pick-up line is: a.Hey baby, what's your sign? B.WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE IN MY PORSCHE? c.For a fat girl, you sure don't sweat much d.Do you know where I can buy some Vaseline? 110. The drink Screwdriver contains a.tomato juice B.ORANGE JUICE c.grapefruit juice d.borax 111. The first Negro to play Major League Baseball was A.JACKIE ROBINSON b.Joe DiMaggio c.Benny Goodman d.Satchel Paige 112. The first baseball player to challenge the reserve clause was a.Philly Jo Jones b.Roger Maris C.CURT FLOOD d.Ted Williams 113. The first man on the moon was a.John Glenn b.Neil Diamond C.NEIL ARMSTRONG d.Jack Armstrong 114. The germ that transmits syphilis is a.Spiro Agnew B.SPIROCHETE c.Spirograph d.Barbarella 115. The largest state is a.California B.ALASKA c.Rhode Island d.Texas 116. The last name of Annette (on the original Mickey Mouse Club) was a.Funnicular b.that WAS her last name C.FUNICELLO d.Avalon 117. The leader of Nazi Germany was a.Boris Godunov b.Mussolini c.Oleg Cassinni D.ADOLPH HITLER 118. The most effective form of birth control is A.ABSTINENCE b.the Rhythm Method c.the Pill d.dating ugly people 119. The most likely place to find virgins is a.The Virgin Islands b.Virginia C.ST. MARY'S GIRLS SCHOOL d.Hollywood 120. The most populous city in the United States is a.Los Angeles b.Mexico City C.NEW YORK d.Chicago 121. The slogan It takes two hands to handle a whopper refers to a.John Holmes B.A HAMBURGER c.overstuffed grocery bags d.fishing 122. The song American Pie was about a.miscegenation b.Marilyn Chambers C.A DEAD ROCK STAR d.four minutes too long 123. The tackiest seventies fashion was A.PLATFORM SHOES B.MIDI-SKIRTS C.SHORT HAIR d.bisexuality 124. The term Working Girl refers to a.a secretary B.A LADY OF NEGOTIABLE VIRTUE c.an industrious woman d.an employed female 125. The world is a.flat B.SPHERICAL c.a big place d.near Fresno 126. There are about _____ calories in a can of beer a.15 B.150 c.1500 d.15000 127. Thomas Eagleton was dropped from the 1972 Democratic National Ticket when knowledge of his previous _____ treatments became know a.skin b.screen C.SHOCK d.scalp 128. Tiptoe Through the Tulips was recorded by a.Alice Cooper b.Alice B. Toklas C.TINY TIM d.Big Tiny Little 129. Tom Hayden is a.one of the chicago seven b.a U. S. Congressman c.MR.JANE FONDA d.All of the above 130. Two bits is a.all it takes to consume a Big Mac b.computer talk c.about a dollar D.THE FORMER COST FOR A SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT 131. Utah is full of a.fresh water b.Jews c.Catholics D.NONE OF THE ABOVE 132. VCR stands for a.Very Confusing Record b.Visual Cartridgen Recording c.Very Complete Record D.VIDEO CASSETTE RECORDER 133. What was illegal during Prohibition? a.aphrodisiacs B.ALCOHOL c.abstinence d.perversion 134. When it's noon in California in August, in St. Louis it's a.miserable B.2:00 P.M c.3:00 p.m d.time for a beer 135. When playing Monopoly you a.hope for a straight flush B.MUST OWN FOUR HOUSES BEFORE BUILDING A HOTEL c.need a black jack to win d.win with a seven and a five 136. Where's the a.catsup? b.toilet? C.BEEF? d.rest of this game? 137. Which U. S. Secretary of State was born in Germany? a.Dean Rusk B.WILLIAM ROGERS c.George Schultz d.Henry Kissinger 138. Which U.S. President was not elected to office? a.Johnson b.Eisenhower C.FORD d.Cleveland 139. Which is non-alcoholic? a.whiskey b.Grand Marnier C.PERRIER d.tequila 140. Which is not a baseball team? a.Blue Jays b.Cardinals C.SEAHAWKS d.Orioles 141. Which is not a car? a.Ferrari b.Porsche c.Corvair D.TOSHIBA 142. Which is not a cheese? a.Jarlsburg b.Mozzarella c.Brie D.REISLING 143. Which is not a city in Mexico? a.Tijuana b.Puerto Vallarta C.SAN DIEGO d.Mexico City 144. Which is not a currency? a.yen b.lira C.FENNEL d.rupee 145. Which is not a mountain range? A.CAYMAN b.Appalachia c.Rockies d.Himalayas 146. Which is not a wine? a.Colombard B.BON AIRE c.Cabernet d.Muscatel 147. Which is not an American armed force? a.the Army b.the Navy c.the National Guard D.THE NATIONAL LEAGUE 148. Which is not in Hawaii? a.Oahu b.Kauai C.FIJI d.Maui 149. Which one of these was not a war? a.Crimea b.Korea C.CHINESE d.Vietnamese 150. Which song was not recorded by Elvis? a.Hound Dog b.Love Me Tender C.WHAT'D I SAY d.Heartbreak Hotel 151. Whips, chains and handcuffs are A.KINKY b.used by police departments c.usually in text adventures d.only permitted in Eastern schools 152. Who has not been a U.S. Attorney General? a.John Mitchell B.SAM SHEPARD c.Ramsey Clarkn d.Herbert Browner 153. Who is not a famous musician? a.Lawrence Welk b.Tommy Dorsey c.Les Brow D.STEVE GARVEY 154. Who is not a mass murderer? a.Charlie Manson b.Ted Bundy c.Jack the Ripper D.TIMOTHY LEARY 155. Who is not a sportscaster? a.Jayne Kennedy b.Howard Cosell C.JAYNE MANSFIELD d.Frank Gifford 156. Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? a.The Psychiatrist B.THE SHADOW c. The Creeper d.Ingmar Bergman 157. Who lost a daughter but gained a meathead? a.George Jefferson b.Ronald Reagan C.ARCHIE BUNKER d.Ted Knight 158. Who made a record album with a cover that looked like a pair of blue jeans, complete with a working zipper? A.ROLLING STONES b.Boy George c.Olivia Newton Jean d.Madonna 159. Who spends the most time in Las Vegas? a.Michael J. Fox B.WAYNE NEWTON c.J. Paul Getty d.Paul Volckern 160. Who starred in Bedtime for Bonzo? a.Clint Eastwood b.Fred Astaire c.Cary Grantn D.RONALD REAGAN 161. Who was NOT in the movie Easy Rider? a.Peter Fondan b.Dennis Hopper c.Karen Black D.KAREN CARPENTER 162. Who was banned from Saturday Night Live because he lost a telephone poll? a.John Belushi b.Dan Akroyd c.Chevy Chase D.ANDY KAUFMAN 163. Who was not Vice-President of the United States in 1973-74? a.Gerald Ford b.Nelson Rockefeller C.THOMAS HAYDEN d.Spiro Agnew 164. Who was not a politician? a.Richard Nixon b.Ronald Reagan C.W. C. FIELDS d.George Bush 165. Who was not an astronaut? A.JOHN MILTON b.John Glenn c.Neil Armstrong d.Richard Gordon 166. Who was the inventive genius behind the Apple computer? a.Bill Gates B.STEVE WOZNIAK c.Ken Williams d.Steve Russell 167. Who wrote To be, or not to be? A.BILL SHAKESPEARE b.Paul McCartney c.George Bernard Shaw d.Tennessee Williams 168. Who's buried in Grant's tomb? a.Grant Tinker b.Land Grant c.NSF Grant d.MRS.GRANT ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- LEGAL INFO ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- No portion of this may be reproduced without e-mail permission from me. You may contact me at FastaKilla@excite.com for any questions, comments, additions, corrections, or authorizations. This document may not be sold or used for profit. MS-DOS and Windows are registered trademarks of Microsoft Corporation. Leisure Suit Larry is a registered trademark of Sierra On-Line, Inc. {http://www.sierra.com} This is not authorized by, endorsed, or associated in any way with Sierra On-line Inc or Microsoft Corporation. This is Copyright © 2000 by Fasta Killa.