Cubert Badbone P.I.

                       Written By: Anthony Guido



       Cubert’s Office
First talk to Benji about the thing on his desk
Next get him to ask his computer to work out the last digit of pi Now get the things in  

Benji’s drawer Now go to the Dock Ekrat Island Dock Talk to Walter Christmas. He needs  

a drink. Go to Baked Potato’s Bar Disco
      Baked Potato’s Bar Disco
Talk to the Baked Potato
Ask him for a drink
Hand him the Poopsie card and you get a free Poopsie
Notice the warning label
Go to The Horniverous Devil Restaurant
    Horniverous Devil Restaurant 
  Mix the pepper with the Poopsie
  Talk to the hamburger seller.
  Take a penny from the Give-A-Penny Take-A-Penny (Cubert actually took three.)
   Go to the Human Coaster
    Human Coaster
 Buy a dancing elephant with the three pennies
  Go to the Dock
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     Ekrat Island Dock
Give the spiked Poopsie to Walter Christmas
Now examine (Right click) on the dancing elephant
You find batteries
Now use the batteries with the strobe light
Use the strobe light with the window
Sneak out from the back and take off her mask
You discover Cutesie Sparklebums is a MAN!
Now Go to the Human Coaster
     Human Coaster
Enter the Human Coaster
Now with your mask you can pass as a human
The boy with the kilt wants your autograph (He thinks your Cutesie Sparklebums) Next Go  

to the dock
      
 
     Ekrat Island Dock
 Take the heart-shaped box
 Go to The Horniverous Devil Restaurant
    Horniverous Devil Restaurant 
Give him the heart-shaped box
Go into the kitchen 
Take the gas mask
Go to the Dock
     Ekrat Island Dock
Put on the gas mask
Climb down the ladder
Get the pair of safety scissors 
Climb up the ladder
Go to Baked Potato’s Bar Disco
     Baked Potato’s Bar Disco
You the safety scissors with the corner of the Cutesie Sparklebums poster. Go to the  

Human Coaster
      Human Coaster  
Give the boy the autograph
Ask the boy if he knows how to open the door
Talk to him again and ask him to distract the French midget. You will take the key. Use  

it with door You’ll be in Gunner Starr’s Meat Factory in the Storage Room
     Gunner Starr’s Meat Factory (Storage Room)
The door is stuck
Use the Poopsie card with the gum stuck in the door halfway
Go out to the Main Room of his factory
     Gunner Starr’s Meat Factory  (Main Room)
You find the humans in a cage
Ask them why one of the humans wears a paper bag on his head. Give the human with the  

paper bag on his head your mask Go back to the  Storage Room
   Gunner Starr’s Meat Factory (Storage Room)
Use the bag with the prunes.
Go up the stairs to the Security Office
    Gunner Starr’s Meat Factory (Security Office)
Take the Viking’s mug.
Go to the restroom.

    Gunner Starr’s Meat Factory (Restroom)
Put the mug under the Juice-O-Matic
Next put the prunes over the Juice-O-Matic
Now you have prune juice
Go up the stairs to the Security Office
     Gunner Starr’s Meat Factory (Security Office)
Give the Viking the mug of prune juice
He runs to the bathroom
Cubert writes down a code engraved on the desk.
Now go down to the Main Room
      Gunner Starr’s Meat Factory (Main Room)
AHH! GUNNER STARR HAS SEEN YOU! 
HE IS NOT TOO PLEASED WITH YOU.
HE TAKES YOU INTO A BIG ROOM WITH A BIG METAL DOOR
OH MY BABS BIGMOUTH IS ON THE MACHINE!
      Gunner Starr’s Meat Factory (Machine Room)
Throw the frilly stockings into the top of the machine
Take the remote control
Use the remote control with the big door 
Now you are in the Main Room
      Gunner Starr’s Meat Factory (Main Room)
Open the cage with the code
Cubert has it written in his pocket
The humans are free!
They are now going to attack Gunner Starr
After that go to the restroom
      Gunner Starr’s Meat Factory (Restroom)
Talk to the blind pianist
Jump in the piano
                            The End
                                           
Written By: Anthony Guido